Let's Talk Housework

Whooooo-hoooooo! No housework for us!

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
~Erma Bombeck

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.
~Robert Brault

Vacuums don't clean houses. People clean houses.
~Everybody Loves Raymond Episode